The best thing MIAMI HERALD columnist Dave Barry ever did was perform his own work, as he has for his past several audiobooks. With all due respect to comedian Arte Johnson, who performed the earlier works, Dave does it better. When Johnson reads, you don't see Barry, you see the former "Laugh-In" star. Now it's Barry all the way, and he's a funny guy. His voice alone will make you smile. He's like a favorite uncle. Whether he's talking about "24," his life as a "C-list" celebrity, his colonoscopy, or the surprisingly sentimental story of his son's wedding, Barry sounds like he's lived the tales. Which he has. The mischievous lilt in his voice assures listeners that even when he turns 65 in a couple years, he's not going to grow up. Yippee!

Watching The System will captivate you for hours on end with 18+ card flourishes, short films, hidden videos and trailers, along with a digitally remastered version of our first ever instructional home video, Pasteboard Animations.

Watching The System will captivate you for hours on end with 18+ card flourishes, short films, hidden videos and trailers, along with a digitally remastered version of our first ever instructional home video, Pasteboard Animations.

Watching The System will captivate you for hours on end with 18+ card flourishes, short films, hidden videos and trailers, along with a digitally remastered version of our first ever instructional home video, Pasteboard Animations.

Watching The System will captivate you for hours on end with 18+ card flourishes, short films, hidden videos and trailers, along with a digitally remastered version of our first ever instructional home video, Pasteboard Animations.

Watching The System will captivate you for hours on end with 18+ card flourishes, short films, hidden videos and trailers, along with a digitally remastered version of our first ever instructional home video, Pasteboard Animations.[cut]

Watching The System will captivate you for hours on end with 18+ card flourishes, short films, hidden videos and trailers, along with a digitally remastered version of our first ever instructional home video, Pasteboard Animations.

Watching The System will captivate you for hours on end with 18+ card flourishes, short films, hidden videos and trailers, along with a digitally remastered version of our first ever instructional home video, Pasteboard Animations.

Being able to make accurate selections is one of the most important skills in Photoshop and making those selections quickly and painlessly is equally important. Join Dave Cross as he covers all the key tools and techniques for selecting and masking, including the newest Photoshop CS5 techniques.

Being able to make accurate selections is one of the most important skills in Photoshop and making those selections quickly and painlessly is equally important. Join Dave Cross as he covers all the key tools and techniques for selecting and masking, including the newest Photoshop CS5 techniques.

Being able to make accurate selections is one of the most important skills in Photoshop and making those selections quickly and painlessly is equally important. Join Dave Cross as he covers all the key tools and techniques for selecting and masking, including the newest Photoshop CS5 techniques.

Being able to make accurate selections is one of the most important skills in Photoshop and making those selections quickly and painlessly is equally important. Join Dave Cross as he covers all the key tools and techniques for selecting and masking, including the newest Photoshop CS5 techniques.